Saturday, October 15, 2011

新財路

装满精液的保险套從前一天可以三個,現在三天一個。

津巴布韦警方最近处理一起车祸时,发现一辆汽车上有三女一男,还有33个装满精液的保险套。警方联想到,最近有多名男子报桉,声称被几名女子持枪劫持并性侵,因此认为这三女一男就是这个犯罪集团。警方已经通知报桉男子,请他们前往警局辨认这三名女子是否就是性侵他们的人。

津巴布韦媒体说,一些非洲人相信精液能繁衍生命,也能帮助生意人发财致富,于是有人利用精 液举行神秘仪式,帮助商家招财进宝。据说在南非,一个装满精液的保险套可以卖到400美元。

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装满精液的保险套可以卖到400美元?OMG,那麽我不是早已损失至少几万美元?同志们,无限商基在非洲,咱们一起挺枪往津巴布韦迈进!

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