GGW

原來所謂的未删剪版只是多一个结实的屁屁，娘娘，再给力一点吧！

不过这大慨是娘娘近年来最gay的一个video，娘娘越基，同志越爱！

看了这个MV，大慨只有三个反应──1. 想跳舞 2.想健身 3.想玩多P。

VAGUE!

娜娜娘娘當選VH1史上最偉大的女歌手，她有話要說：
Madonna crowned "Greatest" woman in music, that's what she has to says:

What are you looking at ?
Loser loser loser

Beyonce, rihanna & jLo
Bland and boring no no no
Mariah Carey loved to sing
And wreck the cover of a magazine
Janet Jackson brain is gone
Taylor Swift gives good yawn
Katy Perry thinks she's great
She can stand back and kiss a girl
Why they're famous we don't know
But Lady Gaga’s gotta go

Ladies with no point of view
Fellows who don't have a clue
If they're stars, then you can do it
Just be vague, there's nothing to it

娘娘的粉絲 rap 出來吧！

QUEEN !

娘娘爱同志，同志拜娘娘--一霎那，竟然已经过了整30年。

对着电视机学VOGUE的舞步；在学校裡和同学争PAULA ABDUL和娘娘谁才是真正的女王，日益续夜地播她的歌，到妈妈后来还会唱上一句“like a virgin" (她应该不知道那意思，夭寿！）好像是昨天的事，感概啊！

四年後重出江湖的娘娘能否重新收拾旧山河？你我拭目以待。不过MV很Camp，很好玩，几乎可以想象一群基佬在台上跳着agogo了。

L.U.V MADONNA !!!

M.D.N.A!!!

本周開工天字第一號好消息！
娘娘新歌mv周末正式youtube登場！

等了這麼多年， 這個潑水節終於可以隨著娘娘的音樂和半裸帥哥們一起搖擺-

I see you coming and you’re gonna have to change the game...
Every record sounds the same You’ve got to step into my world...

期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待 期待

如有雷同，纯属创意

俺最爱的娘娘形象就是伊最坏的时候--SEX ！坏得好令人喜爱！

Lady Gaga 的《judas》听起来就好像《bad romance》加《poker face》，自己抄自己？是如有雷同，纯属创意？听太多伊、蕾哈娜、小甜甜，就越发怀念娘娘，快别拍戏，快别忙着救非洲孤儿，快做好音乐，重夺流行音乐女王的地位吧！

Vogue!

爆奶天后的新voguing对比娘娘的经典voguing，怎么看起来还是娘娘比较有架势？

许多定点动作的vogue，团体跳起来很有气派，但一个人跳就好像在台上敷衍的摆pose而已，根本就不适合做个人舞，所以娘娘也避之则吉。所以爆奶天后后来的独舞没有为伊加多少分。说什么娘娘个人舞没有伊多，真是很够勉强。

除非伊能跳到以下这群vogue的开山鼻祖一样，那各有生命的双手，互不相让，如张爱玲所说：“一种對於肢体的超人的控制，仿佛她的确能夠隨心所欲長出八條手臂來。”

爆奶天后此回出击，摆明车马是要赢同志们欢心，还是无仔无女基佬的钱最好赚。

如果没有你，日子怎么过？

娘娘全新D & G广告。大慨赚进一辆游艇了。

于是这个娘娘这个七月开始当起导演来，拍伊生平第一套长片。虽说俺是大粉丝，但还是不看好。每个人的命都有一些东西碰不得，娘娘的应该是电影。你看连他那名前导演前夫，一分手后立刻拍出来叫好叫座的《福尔摩斯》。辛潘和他在一起时，也是在电影路上霉运连连。

这部电影少说也要拖上一年半载，也就是说今年别妄想有娘娘的新歌。哎呀，怎么得了？俺把《celebration》都听得滚瓜烂熟了，要新的东西呀！下回去同志夜店，没有娘娘的新歌，俺该如何劲舞狂欢？没有你的mv，youtube再也不精彩。不过近来这个娘娘也许知道自己的音乐生涯开始动摇，于是有些不务正业，又出时装品牌，又当导演，偶尔也当大慈善家。但是你要顾及咱们这些死硬粉丝的心呀。

咱们要求不高，来一张单曲就好。她和david guetta早就有一首跳舞劲曲，不过因为合约的关系而不能推出，真是让人气恼。娘娘快回来，给gaga、kesha、rihanna等等女歌手一个迎头痛击，让她们知道何谓姜是老的辣。

M 2 MJ

娘娘看起来好像又年轻了十年，大慨又打多两针了。不过那发糕头真不太适合伊。

娘娘在mtv音乐大奖里对天王的致敬词，听说是亲自下笔，感人肺腑，激昂人心。现场反应很不错。该站起来的都站起来了。

看完整个西洋乐坛，也只有越唱越红的伊有资格说这样的话吧？

总比他那班忙着发死人才的兄弟姐妹好。

很喜欢这句：

“we are all human beings and sometimes we have to lose things before we can truly appreciate them.”

你我总是在失去后才懂得真正珍惜。人就是这点贱。

那个MJ致敬的歌舞真没有什么。JJ的表演也没有什么惊喜。就是和MJ对跳而已。好看说不上，感动没有，真是失望。

娘娘也好久没在MTV音乐大奖里表演了，快快来一个搞热场面吧。

“Michael Jackson was born in August, 1958. so was I. Michael Jackson grew up in the suburbs of the Midwest. So did I. Michael Jackson had eight brothers and sisters. So do I. When Michael Jackson was 6 he became a superstar and was perhaps the world’s most beloved child. When I was 6 my mother died. I think he got the shorter end of the stick.

“I never had a mother, but he never had a childhood. And when you never get to have something, you become obsessed by it. I spent my childhood searching for my mother figures; sometimes I was successful. But how do you recreate your childhood when you are under the magnifying glass of the world for your entire life?

“There is no question that Michael Jackson was one of the greatest talents the world has ever known. … That when he sang a song at the ripe old age of 8, he could make you feel like an experienced adult was squeezing your heart with his words. … That the way he moved had the elegance of Fred Astaire and packed the punch of Muhammad Ali. … That his music had an extra layer of inexplicable magic that didn’t just make you want to dance but actually made you believe that you could fly, dare to dream, be anything that you wanted to be. Because that is what heroes do. And Michael Jackson was a hero.

“He performed in soccer stadiums around the world, he sold hundreds of millions of records, he dined with prime ministers and presidents. Girls fell in love with him, boys fell in love with him, everyone wanted to dance like him, he seemed otherworldly, but he was also a human being. Like most performers, he was shy and plagued with insecurities.

“I can’t say we were great friends, but in 1991 I decided I wanted to get to know him better. I asked him out to dinner: I said, ‘My treat, I’ll drive, just you and me.’ He agreed and showed up to my house without any bodyguards. We drove to the restaurant in my car. It was dark out, but he was still wearing sunglasses. I said, ‘Michael, I feel like I’m talking to a limousine, do you think you could take off those glasses so I could see your eyes?’ He paused for a moment, then he tossed the glasses out the window, looked at me with a wink and a smile and said, ‘Can you see me now, is that better?’

“In that moment, I could see both his vulnerability and his charm. The rest of the dinner, I was hell-bent on getting him to each French fries, drink wine, have dessert and say bad words, things he never seemed to allow himself to do. Later, we went back to my house to watch a movie and we sat on the couch like two kids, and somewhere in the middle of the film, his hand snuck over and held mine. It felt like he was looking for a friend more than a romance and I was happy to oblige him. And in that moment he didn’t feel like a superstar, he felt like a human being. We went out a few more times together and then for one reason or another we fell out of touch. Then, the witch hunt began and it seemed like one negative story after the other was coming out about Michael. I felt his pain. I know what it’s like to walk down the street and feel like the whole world has turned against you. I know what it’s like to feel helpless and unable to defend yourself because the roar of the lynch mob is so loud that you are convinced your voice can never be heard.

“But I had a childhood, and I was allowed to make mistakes and find my own way in the world without the glare of the spotlight. When I first heard that Michael had died I was in London, days away from the opening of my tour. Michael was going to perform in the same venue as me a week later. All I could think about in that moment was that I had abandoned him. That we had abandoned him. That we had allowed this magnificent creature that once set the world on fire to somehow slip through the cracks. While he was trying to build a family and rebuild his career, we were all busy passing judgment. Most of us had turned our backs on him.

“In a desperate attempt to hold onto his memory, I went on the Internet to watch old clips of him dancing and singing on TV and on stage and I thought, ‘My God, he was so unique, so original, so rare. And there will never be anyone like him again.’ He was a king. But he was also a human being and alas, we are all human beings and sometimes we have to lose things before we can truly appreciate them. I want to end this on a positive note and say that my sons, age 9 and 4, are obsessed with Michael Jackson. There’s a whole lot of crotch-grabbing and moonwalking going on in my house, and it seems like a whole new generation of kids has discovered his genius and are bringing him to life again. I hope that wherever Michael is now, he is smiling about this.

“Yes, yes Michael Jackson was a human being, but dammit, he was a king. Long live the king.”

娘娘的两个男人大PK

来吧我什么都应承
雪中漫步。多浪漫。
你看那眼晴、那胸膛。
两人情始于这辑照片。
娘娘的SEX。和tony有很多对手戏
娘娘从前到现在好像没有老多少，tony倒老得厉害。
年轻时的tony常为同志杂志拍照，是著名的败类（bisexual）
现在的tony。老了。哀。
看官。这才是真正的臀也。

娘娘当然不知道和多少个名男模上过，不过真正浮上台面的只有两位─Tony Ward & Jesus Luz。

两人的样子都有一点坏坏，深邃慑人的眼神。身材好当然不必说了，Tony Ward多次在电影和照片里露屌，那话儿也是蛮有份量。Jesus Luz的虽然还未曝光，不过他可是巴西人，尺寸完全不需怀疑，见惯大场面，知道青龙出洞的娘娘哪会突然钟情小毛虫？

Tony Ward和娘娘也纠缠了几年，在她3部MV里演出，Jesus Luz也在里亮相。她俩会否走到天长地老？唯有天知道。

娘娘庆典

CD 1:
01) Hung Up – LP Version
02) Music – LP Version
03) Vogue – Immaculate Collection Version
04) 4 Minutes – LP Edit
05) Holiday – LP Version
06) Like A Virgin – Immaculate Collection Version
07) Into The Groove – LP Version
08) Everybody – LP Edit
09) Like A Prayer – LP Version
10) Ray Of Light – LP Version
11) Sorry – LP Edit
12) Express Yourself -Video Edit
13) Open Your Heart – Immaculate Collection Version
14) Borderline – Immaculate Collection Version
15) Secret – LP Edit
16) Erotica – LP Edit
17) Justify My Love – LP Version
18) Revolver

CD 2:
01) Dress You Up – LP Edit
02) Material Girl – LP Version
03) La Isla Bonita – LP Version
04) Papa Don’t Preach – LP Version
05) Lucky Star – LP Edit
06) Burning Up – LP Version
07) Crazy For You – Immaculate Collection Version
08) Who’s That Girl – LP Version
09) Frozen – LP Version
10) Miles Away – LP Edit
11) Take A Bow – LP Version
12) Beautiful Stranger – LP Version
13) Hollywood – LP Version
14) Die Another Day – LP Version
15) Don’t Tell Me – LP Edit
16) Live To Tell – LP Version
17) Cherish – LP Edit
18) Celebration

娘娘新唱片的旧菜名单，还是miss 掉了俺很爱的true blue。

死忠粉丝看了一定觉得不是味儿，通通都是原版，一个remixed也不给，太没诚意了，唯一值得期待的是那两首新歌。

8、90年代的歌居多，伊最辉煌还是那个时期。买或不买？买或不买？《硬糖》自己也没买，这个精选要买的意愿更低了，娘娘快快给我们惊喜，要不然我们改听芭芭拉了、卡卡女士，问你怕未。

Happy Birthday M !

2009

2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
2002
2001

祝娘娘52岁生日快乐，寿比南山，福如东海，双峰永挺，脸皮绷紧。

天降娘娘•救赎基民

娘娘演唱会的开场永远让人期待。

千呼万唤的女皇终于降世，没有一点气势怎么行？

开场开得好，够派头够HIGH，整个演唱会就成功了一半。所以怎能掉以轻心？


Reinvention 2004

开场歌其实是Justify My love The beast within。不过后来娘娘就以gay佬经典舞曲缓缓升空，那几个大荧幕突然就左右穿梭，台上机关尽出。好有架势。

尽管法国风Vogue在mtv颁奖典礼上曾经表演过，有抄冷饭之嫌。不过有vogue就好，值得80分。


Confession 2006

当那粒价值2百万美元的swarovski超大水晶Disco Ball降下。

一个重Beat，水晶球打开，娘娘在里头准备出击，你一定会高喊“夫负何求？”因为实在是她娘娘的太炫了。虽然那开场歌曲没怎么样，娘娘也没有什么跳舞，不过开场那气势实在太巨，所以给90分。

Sticky and Sweet 2008

跟之前那两场比较。这回娘娘明显有点逊色。而且这个转椅子的开场在之前的《黐黐甜甜》演唱会已经出现过，少了惊喜。幸而那舞蹈排得很棒，把娘娘的大姐大气势完全表现出来，拉长补短之下，依然有70分。

真怀念假宣传？

娘娘今晚在英国上场的全新《黐黐甜甜》演唱会里加入了怀念巨星的环节。

是向老朋友致敬的一种方法。也是一种宣传伎俩。全世界每个大大小小的明星突然间冒出头来，对他的死都有话说，“他伟大”，“他是我的神”，“他是乐坛的奇迹”。

巨星的唱片和mv在全球卖个满堂红，名气升至另一个全新高峰，大家都在抢夺他最后一片光辉，再不抢就来不及了。一直处于多事之秋的巨星这回出走，大家都以为他终于可以安息。

事实上他一点也没能安息：一会有人说他的验收报告、一会有人写他的遗产、一会有人描述他的嗑药恶习，娱乐版上已经占了一个星期的头条。死了还要被剥皮拆骨，大家努力鞭尸，谁都不愿放过他。我们爱看，他们爱挖，巨星不能安息，你我逃脱不了责任。

走了

娘娘最新LV的照片。完全修饰。绝对作假。

一代流行天王走了。于是娘娘说她哭得不能自已。这可以理解，80年代两人可是各顶乐坛半边天，惺惺相惜之情当然会有。尽管娘娘和他的妹妹肥珍不很和睦。到了2010年，娘娘这片天空依然大放异彩，可是天王的却早已云淡风轻，一切成为往事。听到他死讯时，还以为又是一种宣传策略，然后演唱会又复活这类的。后来才知道这回是真的。他算是天才吧？天才都不容于世的，像梵高，像老年不见人的张祖师奶奶。也许他的死对是一种解脱。他的骨头上会不会粘有许多矽胶成分的东西呢？

他这样死了，自然要成为传奇。像所有英年早逝的戴妃、占士甸、梦露，人们从此只记得他们的好，所有坏行径一笔勾销。娘娘再长命下去就成不了传奇。像那从前美得泡汤的伊丽莎白泰莱，现在只是另一名鸡皮鹤发的老妇─自古英雄如名将，不许人间见白头。

下个星期世界各地的唱片榜，天王的唱片一定稳坐三甲位置，所有新唱片都要让位。许多唱片人的如意算盘肯定被打乱。

现在在等着看本地那些不入流的艺人，有谁会趁机在记者会上哭一哭，说怀念天王什么的，博版位。上回见到有女歌手为四川地震而哭已经觉得受不了，完全不觉得她是真情流露，造作得惊人。本地歌手宣传手法就是低级─不是靠天灾人祸，就是靠男男爱，给马来西亚人一点尊严好不好？

原来娘娘有想过在天王的演唱会上和他一起JAM，不知是哪首歌呢？现在成了悬案，哀，人生的另一种遗憾。

《黐黐甜甜》来了！

来了来了，娜姐《黐黐甜甜》演唱会DVD版本。先睹为快。再次感受伊现场的魅力。几时有得下载啊？对不起，娘娘，经济不好，连最忠心的粉丝也要省钱了。

Beauty's where you find it

Ladies with an attitude
Fella's that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

来了来了。DVD要来了。娘娘要大发雌威了。
2010就是这首本世纪最基歌曲20周年纪念。
所有七字辈的同志都会学娘娘搔首弄姿一般吧？
想当年，俺可是把录影带定格，一个动作一个动作来学。

大家一起来，Strike a pose！

娘娘多作怪

阿婆扮少女
圣诞节环保火鸡

最新杰作——九不搭八LOOK


娘娘虽说是25年来的流行指标。

要什么品牌的名贵衣，一个电话就可以到手。 又代言过VERSACE,LV， 又有自己的私人服装顾问，但是伊的品位还是有待商榷。

从前那个死鬼MR BLACK WELL年终最差服装名人奖， 伊永远榜上有名，而且不是第一名就是坐亚望冠。也许她的理论是——当不了最好的，就当最坏的，最重要是有人记得你。

这个娘娘，道行高深，你都咪话唔服。

重生

（想）蠢蠢欲动。
（能不能）逃脱常规。
（最好）改变重生。


生活真是空。虚。

不关单身的事。

不关看了一部烂电影的事。

不关听了一首好歌的事。

不关全世界的事。

工作太忙或太闲的人都爱乱嗡廿四。

奥斯卡

奥斯卡热潮又来袭！影人关心的是那部电影会夺下殊荣，俺这类小人关心的是谁会穿哪个设计师的华服出席，去年最佳女主角的JPG美人鱼装还历历在目。因为看了《贫民百万富翁后Slumdog Millionaire-》，就知道这部戏应该会横扫千军。太好看了。

这里奉上娘娘在1991年在奥斯卡的风骚表演片段，当时她也一举摘下最佳歌曲，多年后，她表演evita里的《you must love me》也是赢了。当时伊套上的是 CHRISTIAN DIOR。不过她只是在歌唱领域所向无敌，演戏方面就真的是十分不行。曾经多次拿下金霉奖最烂女主角，成绩绝对是空前绝后。

勾引

倾斜偷窥。
蒙汗药。
成功。


娘娘向大家示范如何勾引迷途羔羊。啊，不是迷途羔羊，是落入凡间的天神。
所有对某某纯情青春男友有非分之想的老女人在情人节时可以多多学习，用上这招。

女人老是老，功夫好。塌下来的老奶可以用金钱拉上去。

另外娘娘的《黐黐甜甜》演唱会所有门票再次破记录的卖个清光。
看来她六十岁所订的白金轮椅现在可以镶上砖石了。