Wednesday, November 18, 2015

魔术手


健身房是每平方米里最多天菜出没的地方,样子帅、身材棒,就算重训时血脉贲张、像刚被人重拳攻击般的五官扭曲,但还是赏心悦目,唯一问题是:百分之九十是异男──人生一大恨事也。健壮异男们在衣柜间里更衣的画面是最悦目的风景:穿着一条四角或围着一条小毛巾,走着走着,和同伴们说着说着,在镜子前握起吹风筒吹着吹着,俺的心就被撩着撩着,久久未能平息。健身的异男都寻求一种认同感(让同志有流精感),话匣子打开后,好事跟着来。「David,你的二头练得真不错!」「会吗?还好而已。」暗中运气,立刻谷起那二头肌。「腹肌好难练,不过你的腹肌真的很好看。」「外表而已,其实软软的,你摸摸看!」拉起上衣,当场秀出那巧克力排,让大叔当晚立刻梦遗。健身异男大抵都落落大方,不会特意含羞答答的左遮右掩,你看见不该看见的是你的福份,不少小鲜肉只穿着一条小裤裤就十分敬老的和唐唐攀谈起来,俺的眼睛不知该往哪裡放,忍住鼻血才敢细看。健身房裡的基友M长得胖胖的,却十分受异男欢迎,因为他是按摩能手。「很多健身异男都有肌肉痠痛的毛病,所以常常叫我去上门为他们按摩!」唐唐连忙问:「那不是让你看光光,有收费吗?」他说不是每个都脱光光,不收费因为就大家是朋友──举手之劳。「很多时候按着按着,他们就硬了,于是就会要求我手口并用这类的。」那还得了?「那你吃过不少异男吧?」他回以一个意淫的微笑。新年新展望,快去学习按摩,练就一双魔术手来造福肌肉痠痛的异男──助人为快乐之本。

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